EP5️⃣
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‘Tony’s Stonk Coin’ is in complete disaster mode, utterly wiped out. Meanwhile, MoonDog Coin keeps skyrocketing day after day, and Tony Spumoni has lost his mind. Standing in front of a mirror, he whispers, ‘This time, it’s for real… I’m gonna beat MoonDog and become the coin king of Cheesecargo!’ Then, with an uneasy grin, he decides to launch the most ridiculous coin the world has ever seen.
Tony is furiously pounding on his keyboard in front of his computer. ‘Tokenomics? Don’t know about that! I’ll just bang on the keys, and it’s bound to shoot up!!’ His lackeys clap behind him, cheering, ‘You are a genius, Boss!’ but they have no idea what’s really going on either. Tony, laughing maniacally, declares, ‘This time, the legendary Anchovy Pizza Coin! Perfecto!’
He hijacks the local Cheesecargo TV station, shouting, “Hop on this coin, and your life’s gonna skyrocket! Anchovy pizza, guaranteed to boom!” But there’s one thing Tony, hailing from Apple City, didn’t realize — Cheesecargo citizens despise anchovy pizza, a signature dish from their rival city.
“Anchovy Pizza? Get the hell outta here!” the crowd erupts. Within 10 seconds of launch, the coin tanks.
Yet, Tony refuses to quit. “My coin crashes hard?! Then I’m takin’ it to the next level of crazy!!” He starts launching coins completely out of sync with Cheesecargo’s taste, like Times Square Coin and Statue of Champagne Coin, hoping something will catch investors’ attention.
MoonDog watches the chaos unfold, casually sipping his homemade brew. “Hey, wtf is he even doing?” he mutters, while MoonDog Coin keeps skyrocketing effortlessly. Taking another sip, he smirks and says, “Well, it’s kinda fun to watch a coin crash that hard.”
Meanwhile, Tony has completely lost his mind. Instead of launching new coins, he decides to copy MoonDog by creating a fake coin — “Doge Moon Coin.” “This is the real legendary one!” he shouts. But the coin instantly crashes by -100% due to a glitch, and furious investors storm Tony’s headquarters. “You scammed all of us!!” they scream.
